Machete

Machete

Release Year: 2010

Length: 01:45:00

Reviewed 99 times

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Average Rating:
(3.67)
Good

Summary

Hired to assassinate a politician, vigilante and ex-Federale Machete (Danny Trejo) nearly dies when a sniper shoots him during the job. Out for revenge, he's joined by a reluctant old buddy (Cheech Marin) who's become a pacifist priest. Written and co-directed by Robert Rodriguez, this homage to exploitation films based on his fake trailer in Grindhouse co-stars Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba and Steven Seagal.

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  • tscheliski

    tscheliski 10 months ago

    Rated:
    Excellent

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    Trash and great. And will return. And kill. And kill again.
  • psylva

    psylva 1 year ago

    Rated:
    Average
    Too much non-sense violence and lots of blood!
  • Prazeres

    Prazeres 1 year ago

    Rated:
    Good
    Over the top violent but entertaining. Pretty good movie with lots of great action scenes and bloody result.
  • rodrigot

    rodrigot 2 years ago

    Rated:
    Excellent
    If you watched the trailer you know what you're getting. Wonderfully ridiculous, insanely fun.
  • luiz_murillo

    luiz_murillo 2 years ago

    Rated:
    Excellent
    Incredible entertainment flick. Wish more mainstream people could have the "cojones" to do stuff like this.
  • maceo87

    maceo87 2 years ago

    Rated:
    EPIC!
    Anything less than EPIC is a crime. Danny Trejo's time as leading man has come, and it's as over-the-top & awesome as it gets. See it NOW.